Dimly lit bar. Night. Zoom in on me not noticing the camera.

CS: Oh, hey! Didn't see you there. Christopher Sahr. Actor. Writer. Damn glad to meet you.

Shakes an invisible hand.

CS: Do I live around here? From Iowa originally, but been in Los Angeles long enough to forget how cold snow is.

Hold for studio laughter.

CS: Why did I get into acting? Because I loved it. Did a lot of shows. Took a break to do a bit of writing. Ready to make a comeback.

Hand is intrigued.

CS: Other skills? I mean, I'm 42 now. My athletic peak is behind me, but I manage to do a triathlon or two. I can still sing. I can still play a little saxophone, a little guitar. Not to mention I'm pretty good on skates. Unfortunately, I still can't hit a curve ball.

Hold for more studio laughter.

CS: Unless there's anything else, I'd love to work with you. Think we could do great things.

Handshakes all around.